Okay, I lied about the 5 panel thing... But this is the last time, I swear. I kinda liked this strip though. Hooray for plotholes!
Metroid, Samus Aran, Space Pirates, and all that other stuff are properties of Nintendo. Contra is a property of Konami. All other characters are property of their respective owners. Pretty much everything else is property of me, unless specifically noted otherwise.